- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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