Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Who is John Galt?

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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