- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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