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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Queens Park rangers

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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