knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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