What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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