- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A drunk guy walks into a car

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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