Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Queens Park rangers

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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