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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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