- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

I was once a hamster.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

you dint have to be a jew matt

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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