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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

So a seal walks into a club.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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