A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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