There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Horse.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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