- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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