- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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