what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

mexicans fishing

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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