- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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