- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

get in the car.

Boner

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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