- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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