Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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