- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A blind man walks into a library.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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