- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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