1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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