- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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