- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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