why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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