What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A miserable man committed suicide.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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