- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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