- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

ask me if im a door yes

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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