Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Hi.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Christ is a conspiracy

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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