- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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