Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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