Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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