What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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I love you

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Anti Joke

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