- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

You're a big fat monkey.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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