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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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