- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

The holocaust

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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