- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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