What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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