- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

My Boyfriend

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

I used to know what alzheimers was

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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