- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

HOLY COW!

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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