What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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