- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Women's Rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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