The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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