- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

UN

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Terraria

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

My Boyfriend

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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