What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Stephen Hawking

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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I don't get it

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Stop procrastinating.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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