- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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