What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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