Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Jebron Lames.

Katy Perry

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Connor is homo

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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