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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

whats black and strange a paki

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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