Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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