- Anti Joke

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Women's rights

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Poop

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Women's rights

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Poop

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **