Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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