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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's the new green? Green

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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