What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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