What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Barack Obama

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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