What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Antijokes...

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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