Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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