What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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