Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Julian Ha.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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