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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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