- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

You know what's cool? Yep.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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