- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves