- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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