A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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