- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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