what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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