- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

cory

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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