- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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