Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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