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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What stops a train? A missile

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Barack Obama is a good president.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.