knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Apple juice.

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eoin burgin is fat

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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