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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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