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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Barack Obama is a good president.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Barack Obama is a good president.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Barack Obama is a good president.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs