Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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hi joshua

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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