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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did Washington say to California? WC

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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