Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Jeff

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Suck pussy

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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