What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Suck pussy

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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