- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A fish swims up your penis...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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