- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A fish swims up your penis...

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

my penis

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Fox News

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Morning wood.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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