Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Anti Joke

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