- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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