Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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