- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Obama

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

homosexuals are gay

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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