What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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