How do you scare a black man? You dont

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

I love you

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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