Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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