- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

homosexuals are gay

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Obama

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

who's a slut... you're mom

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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