- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Penis chickens

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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