A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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