A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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69.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Your gay

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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