- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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