- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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