Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Thats what she said

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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A black man has a job.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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