- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Justin's life

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

This sentence is a lie.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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