how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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