- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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